Saturday, December 10, 2005

Listening in the Loo

Overheard while in the ladies room (water closet, loo, bathroom, comfort room, powder room, or whatever room you want to call it)....


Girl approaches an old lady who is in line to pee at one of the toilet stalls.
GIRL: Hi tita!
OLD LADY: Oh hi! I remember you! You're looking great! I haven't seen you in quite awhile...
GIRL: (smiles) Thanks, tita. I've been busy lang po.
OLD LADY: (Trying to recall girl's name, she looks at her intently..) I remember you e. You're....you're... Nipple, right?

Awkward pause. All eyes turn to girl.

GIRL: (blushing) Tita, it's Dimple po.
OLD LADY: Oh.....

6 comments:

Karen Rani said...

ROFL! Nipple! Geez!!!

ribbiticus said...

that was super-embarrasing! am sure she thanked her lucky stars that happened in the ladies room and not somewhere more public like say a movie ticket queue...hehehe.

puremood said...

What an odd conversation...

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Karen Rani said...

I posted my own nipple story my dear!

WendyWings said...

Nipple lol, well she was CLOSE I guess :)
Michele sent me back again :)